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This garment-dyed tee brings a soft, lived-in feel to a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement. The graphic — a playful crown above hand-lettered text reading “Poor Life Decisions” — lands with a wink, perfect for the person who laughs at their own chaos. The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton is relaxed and substantial, draping comfortably after repeated wear and washes. Garment-dyeing gives each shirt a subtle color depth and slightly broken-in texture that pairs naturally with denim, layered flannels, or a well-worn jacket. Sized from S to 4XL and available in many muted and vibrant shades, it’s an easy grab for weekend runs, late-night hangs, or casual days when attitude matters more than perfection.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy feel with soft hand after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for subtle, vintage-like color and texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk fabric, available in sizes S–4XL and 58 colors
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with sewn-in label for reliable, long-lasting wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Poor Life Decisions T-Shirt — Funny Crown Graphic Tee
$33.99
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$33.99
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy feel with soft hand after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for subtle, vintage-like color and texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk fabric, available in sizes S–4XL and 58 colors
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with sewn-in label for reliable, long-lasting wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean