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Soft, lived-in warmth with a wink. This relaxed sweatshirt carries a bold embroidered patch that reads “POOR LIFE DECISIONS” beneath a stitched golden crown — equal parts cheeky and nostalgic. The medium-heavy ring-spun cotton blend feels substantial without weighing you down. Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem hold their shape while the half-moon neck patch and necktape keep the fit comfortable after repeated wears. Wear it to shrug off a long week, to laugh with friends at late-night shenanigans, or to anchor a casual outfit when you want to say something without saying too much.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester — soft, strong fabric made for printing
- Medium-heavy weight (9.5 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for easy layering
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem for stretch-and-recover fit
- Half-moon back neck patch and twill necktape for comfort and stability
- Embroidery-ready front areas; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Poor Life Decisions Sweatshirt — Funny Graphic Crewneck with Crown Design
$51.07
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$51.07
Regular price
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester — soft, strong fabric made for printing
- Medium-heavy weight (9.5 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for easy layering
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem for stretch-and-recover fit
- Half-moon back neck patch and twill necktape for comfort and stability
- Embroidery-ready front areas; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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