{"product_id":"ceramic-mug-poor-life-decisions-gothic-heart-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"Ceramic Mug — “Poor Life Decisions” Gothic Heart Coffee Mug (11oz \u0026 15oz)","description":"Sip with a wink and a little dark humor. This glossy ceramic mug carries a gothic-style script that reads “POOR LIFE DECISIONS,” threaded with tiny red hearts and thorny vines. It’s the kind of cup that sits on your desk while you laugh at yesterday’s mistakes and plan tomorrow’s questionable adventures. Warm, comforting drinks feel a touch sly in this mug — it’s casual, cheeky, and honest about the chaos of day-to-day living. Use it during slow mornings, late-night brainstorming, or during cozy catch-ups when stories grow wilder with every refill.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp color printing\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic finish with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48009088434397,"sku":"18140962145125051135","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48009088467165,"sku":"32047414819938529508","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/4875\/1581\/files\/4575160206831286150_2048.jpg?v=1780963759","url":"https:\/\/svmvcx-1k.myshopify.com\/products\/ceramic-mug-poor-life-decisions-gothic-heart-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","provider":"POOR LIFE DECISIONS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}